Spring Break......And Now The Pants Come Off!

Posted by Justin Bournes on 6:45 PM

Hello World,

I'm finally back to blogging after my extended hiatus from the internet. Let's just say that a lot has happened within the past couple of weeks (months for that matter), so the next couple of blogs will be your chance to catch up on the latest additions to the "E! True Hollywood Story" of my life....not so much. So, what better way to start catch-up blogs better than the best holiday of a college student: SPRING BREAK!

Spring Break is a pivotal point in a college student's career where he/she gets to let loose for an entire week. Imagine this, a year worth of partying and having fun that has been suppressed by the endless amounts of papers/studying/homework that professors love to throw at our faces that's on the brink of explosion. However, in order to experience Spring Break to its fullest extent, you must have all of the following steps to be completed:

1) Completion of homework and all studies so that nothing educational will intervene with "funage"



2) A group of friends that you are 1000% (on the Maury Povich Scale) sure will be as idiotic as you are.



3) The final step is to have an exotic and warm location to enjoy this break with your amigos/amigas



(Notice that there are no palm trees in of all places Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin.)

Yes, we decided to "vacay (as the youngsters likes to coin the term vacation)" in Wisconsin Dells. However, even though we decided to go North, meaning that birds are now smarter than us in regards to travel plans, we still had a blast. First off, on the roster for this little shindig consisted of Pavan Ganapathiraju, Priyanka Deo, Craig Jason-Michael Rebou, Christie Yopst, Vicky Yopst, and myself.....yeah, so there was a good brown:white ratio going on here. We stayed at the Chula Vista resort, which is a nice/amazing resort that was conveniently established on top of an old Indian Reservation. I said that because when we arrived, it was below 50 (followed by snowfall) and I made a joke about the girls walking the Trail of Tears to walk to the front entrance because they parked so far away from the hotel. Second, the Hotel had a Hot Tub.......oh budday! Yeah....mostly the guys spent their time talking about their issues and emotional/traumatic events that plagued their lives....we also did our nails too. This is the part where I tell you I'm being sarcastic. The girls had their own beds and bathrooms, and the guys had there own king size bed to share.....yeah someone definitely ripped one the minute we were under the covers, yet we looked past that , and it was a lot of fun. Third, indoor water park. Most of the vacation took place in this wonderous aquatic environment because it gave us the chance to relieve all of our stress by beating out little 7 year-olds to the front of the line for the water slides. There was this one water slide that took you inside this giant donut that had flashing lights and crazy LSD/PCP drug lights. The worst part about that was that I went on it with Priyanka.....yeah, she's nuts, and we yelled Pumpkin Fest down the slide.

Yeah, here are a couple more pictures from being in the water park.....it was loads of fun!






(Craig smiles awkward.....and has junk in the trunk)

We also went miniature golfing and we found out that none of us has the capabilities of beating Tiger Woods even if we practiced for several (hundred) years. Yeah, especially Priyanka who managed to hit the ball out of the course on every single one. But we managed to take a picture with a pirate statue. That's always a plus.



However, the best part of the whole trip was that we got to go to this arcade and we definitely got our money's worth of prizes. Have you ever been to an amusement park and you saw grown adults walking in the place holding like a billion tickets.....for the first time, we were those people. I played a ski ball game and I only knocked down one pin, while the kid next to me knocked down like 7. Though I knocked down 1, my machine malfunctioned and gave me a shiz-ton of tickets. So....I decided to show Priyanka and Pavan the machine that broke down, they put in the coin, and the tickets came out. Like 1000+ tickets, we didn't have enought room in our pockets, so Priyanka had to empty out her purse and and walk around with a bunch of tickets in her purse. Craig won like 5, so he definitely contributed.


Yeah...and this is what we looked like carrying around all of the tickets we "won."



Yeah, with our combined tickets, we hadd 1000+ and we were able to buy the following:

1) Six Silly Hats
2) 2 Dart Boards
3) One Cheerleader Wand
4) A bunch of candy
5) Six Weird balls

However, number 5 on the list we didn't purchase at the prize counter, I wond all of those in a row at those Grab-Claw Machines. I've never played those games before, but I won six in a row!



It was sad to see the trip come to a close, however, it was great to reconnect with my friends and strengthen our relationship, because at that time, I realized that the time that I had to spend with them was very limited because Craig was graduating and we would soon graduate after the year. It was an amazing trip....and the best SPRING BREAK EVER!

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